Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Useful Mandarin Verbs

I love you, Silvio

Plot. We are not yet in 2012, the date set for the end of the world, but the climate in a European country is so hot to portend a disaster. In a climate di violenza inaudito, al limite della guerra civile, un Presidente del Consiglio viene colpito al volto con un oggetto contundente che lo costringe ad assentarsi per qualche giorno dall'assiduo lavoro che finora ha prestato in Parlamento. La preoccupazione è alle stelle, i politici sono spaesati, 'hanno colpito il premier' gridano all'impazzata: sono scene di isteria che culminano con la condanna alla reclusione del trasgressore.
Ma c'è un colpo di scena: egli, il malvivente, è insano di mente.
Lo si può capire, allora. Magari anche perdonare. Solo non si spiegano le migliaia di persone che sul mezzo più sincero che esista, Internet, cominciano a sostenere l'azione violenta del pazzo in questione, lanciando messaggi sharing, opening fan club and has awakened the concern of those who condemned the act. But how is this possible?
The solution is to obscure the half. Or raise the alarm of a new and unexplained virus that leads to hate and to want to lynch the mafia in public. No, this would be too light. Dim the medium is the only solution.
First Tigga are passed only to news of affectionate consolation to the prime minister and many characters unknown to the public are interviewed, including Emilio Fede, Bruno Vespa and Lino Banfi. They are then taken up committees of supporters that, despite the cold, guarding the San Raffaele to be close to the premier. According to the organizers is a dozen of the faithful. According to the police station it is one and a half million demonstrators arrived from all over Italy. Minzolini delete the schedule and creates a new Big Brother with a fixed camera in the hospital room of the President and seven girls dressed as nurses by the loose morals. The winner will compete for the next presidential election.
A new franchise has just opened: we will see some good with this renewed risen Lord. Meanwhile his Milan has had a boom in sales of miniature cathedral. Worse, what we do not ever lose is the market. Your market.

comments at the end of a film viewer: "example of this man taught me to appreciate the Mafia.'s Not as ugly as you paints. At least I've never seen a mob rolling a cathedral in someone's face. They are better educated. I, too, first I hated it, but now it makes me so tenderly I want to say, 'I love you, Silvio and not let it happen again. "

(For a level playing field, here is a comment from a miserable communist which not keep the account): "When I read the news that Berlusconi would resign in a few days I have rejoiced in a way that I had never happen before. Then I realized that he would resign from the hospital. Sin

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