Saturday, November 21, 2009

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PRESS ROOM FEES BOLZANO - 20/11/2009 EVENT Availability



Pubblichiamo di seguito il testo del Comunicato stampa della Camera Penale di Bolzano.

Grande successo ieri pomeriggio (20.11) all'Auditorium "ITI - G. Galilei" in Bolzano for a conference on medical responsibility organized by the Criminal Chamber of Bolzano, chaired by Adv. Benjamin Migliucci, in collaboration with the Criminal Chamber of Ferrara, with the participation of the Order of Lawyers Bolzano and the Order of Physicians and Dentists of Bolzano.
The event was also accredited by the Italian Criminal Chambers.

front of an audience of over one hundred fifty people, mainly composed of lawyers and legal practitioners, but also by many doctors (with the significant participation of the President of the Order of Surgeons Dr. Comberlato well as the Chairman of the Commission Dr. dentists. Rampulla) , the seven speakers addressed the current and sensitive issue of medical liability in the field of mainly criminal, but with thoughts (if necessary) also significant effects on civil, as well as on the more strictly technical, medical and legal.

The organization and realization of the event was only possible thanks to the commitment and availability of the Criminal Chamber of Ferrara, and in particular its president, lawyer. Franco Romani, which - in addition to having personally avert an introductory report - had the task of presenting and moderating interventions.

addition to the speakers of Ferrara, there was also the intervention Att. Migliucci Benjamin, President of Criminal Chamber of Bolzano, which has played a broad overview of developments in case law.

particular interest is the interdisciplinary nature of the topics covered, the more strictly legal aspects relating to criminal liability of doctors (with the assistance of Prof. Guido Casaroli, Professor of Criminal Law at the University of Ferrara), to the delicate issues esegutite theme of operations as a team (with the intervention Att. Alessandra Palma, also a University of Ferrara), through the medical-legal considerations more properly (with the participation of Prof. Francesco Maria Avato, Director Institute of Forensic Medicine of Ferrara) through the acute reconnaissance on causation and culpability performed by the Magistrate Dr. Francesco Maria Caruso (President of the Criminal Division of the Court of Ferrara), to the considerations in the field of civil and compensation offered by the lawyer. Luca Nocco (Professor all'Univeristà of Pisa) and concludes with the report Att. Antonio Salvatore liability of legal persons, and thus the health facilities (ASL), according to D. Decree Law 231/2001.

In conclusion, the Criminal Chamber of Bolzano want to renew their feelings and affectionate gratitude to all speakers and special friend and lawyer. Franco Romani (without which the realization of the event would not be possible ...), trusting in future fruitful collaborations with the Criminal Chamber of Ferrara.

Friday, November 20, 2009

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The Men Who Stare at Goats


















Film convoluted that the director Piersilvio, Metafilm film and television to enjoy a comfortable on their comfortable armchairs, more comforting, more and more mechanized, with the glass of popcorn in hand and the remote control instead of the other girl's hand.
Yes, because the newness of this way of making movies, handed down in the family business as a craftsman, is to be administered slowly and in small doses block the brain.
Plot. Buy Gino 's latest offering the Berlusconi family, the film "live", a package of premieres to be enjoyed from the safety of their homes without bother, get off and go to the movies. Everything is in the home. The Roosevelt analogy is obvious: how good president reached the houses, and so the hearts of families across the radio, babe Piersilvio ago daddy a favor by placing a link to all the homes reached by the bid cinema, while Silvio himself prepares the beard and red tights with a view of the festivities. From the 'go on the pitch' to 'go down the chimney'. Gino
So, happily, stands in front of the TV: it has 50 films to be seen within the week, it takes a vow of chastity and the instant loss of all hair. Prepare a ton of roasted corn that you download directly from a tanker imprestatagli by a cousin, turns on the TV and off the show. Finally a bit 'of the show. You could not more of these crap in the afternoon, think Gino. While the sun slowly, and offended, is extinguished.
's night, Gino came to the vision of the 11th film. Two sticks to mo 'A Clockwork Orange (which the film program, damn it, there is not) take apart the eyes. Look, look at all hog the show, watching the screen with supernatural attention.
Then the program break.
You see the home of Gino. His bedroom. His wife naked with his clothes torn to the ground. Two men, probably Romanians, the beat and raped her violently. Gino afraid. He does not understand what's happening. Think of a joke. But stand still and watch.
want to see how it ends.
But the camera moves. Moves to the living room and framed a man in an undershirt and pants made in profile with his eyes locked forward. E 'Gino. It is recognized perfectly. His face is hit by a flare blue.
The camera gets closer, it is drawing closer, now enters the screen in front of Gino and he sees it, a long blade that flies over his head. Gino is in stone, the heart bouncing against his chest, but can not move.
want to see how it ends.
Then the blade down on his shoulder and Gino will feel the chilling cold, better than any 3D movies. Then the blade moves to the right and Gino He rolls his eyes, finally able to see "how an Italian dies." Yes, because unlike in the words of Quattrocchi, a man died in a time of war now rather die like this, watching TV, like a slaughtered goat.

Photograph of scene: http://notebookitalia.it

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

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Six Degrees of Separation

Plot. Having just learned to read, a minister of carefully deciphering coded messages sent four newspapers, two television stations, a newspaper with a right and left. In the message is written to a local armed group will be "tough opposition, if necessary even violent, which affects the regime." This
according to the minister. Indeed, given the recent acquisition of reading skills, misinterprets the message, which is mistaken for a warning in an unknown language: that alphabet, yet so difficult for the minister to spend more elementary its time to burn the tan soldiers that learning leads him to exclaim: "For me this is Arab."
Therefore, the message in Italian mistaken for Arabic, it is immediately connected to 'serious signs' of a possible terrorist cell of Islamic origin rooted in Lombardy, in the impenetrable mountains of Grana Padanistan.
course could not miss even a parallel to Br The minister then assumes the existence of a leftist terrorist group Islamic. Ugly beast.
The tension is sky high so the minister, along with his colleagues down from the trees for the occasion, decided to switch to a clear response style FBI. But while the Americans use the technique of 'networks' to imprison advance knowledge of terrorist waiting for these prove to be founded or not, the minister and his aides apply the ancient discipline of the 'six degrees of separation '. According to the formula every single human being is connected to any other person in the world by just six runs.
So the search begins. Only the ministers are faced with another huge problems: where to cram the giant presence of terrorism, which would prove the whole world population?
For this, one of his henchmen, having the gift of strong simplification, proposes to make any vehicle on a road prison, with lots of bars. In questo modo, oltre ad avere un continuo via vai, in tutta sicurezza, di detenuti su strada, avrebbero potuto costruire nuove strade, certamente utili, in modo da fare anche un favore ad un suo amico costruttore che in quel momento, preso da faccende legali, si trova senza il tempo necessario per innalzare palazzi e costruire ponti.
Epilogo di riflessione per questo film che vede il ministro soddisfatto della messa in sicurezza del suo paese che però si chiede: "E adesso quei giornali che abbiamo salvato, a chi li vendiamo? Io mi stanco dopo le prime due righe..."

Nella locandina del film si può notare facilmente quale dei tre è il terrorista.

Monday, November 16, 2009

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lawyer - linguist, Mr. Alfonso Marra

publish the following letter has come down by Mr Chambers. Alfonso Marra of the Court of Naples, with an interesting offer for anyone interested in working with a language expert.

All 'Hon Criminal Chamber of Bolzano

Request

Dear Colleagues sir, Mr. Alfonso Marra
I signed the court of Naples, who was born in Naples on 29/03/1981 with offices in Naples, Via E. Nicolardi 52 and in the Via degli Aranci Sorrento 37 / 4, registered in the technical consultants (registration No. 795) and experts in criminal matters (Registration No. 371) in the Court of Naples as a sworn interpreter and translator for
Greek, German, English
as well as on the list of interpreters and translators at the public prosecutor of Naples for the above languages \u200b\u200band for the Chinese language

(registration No. 3144)

I ask you please to insert in the bulletin on-line presence on your Web site, the message which I send in word format, attached to this e- mail, with which I declare my willingness to offer legal translations and simultaneous and consecutive interpreting services, as well as legal advice and assistance in language
Chinese, Greek, German and English.
I also ask permission to send the same ad in the above paper, plastic and sticker, for display at the Hall Lawyers or other place in which public posting grant at this Ecc.ma Criminal Chamber.
In this case, I ask you kindly to convey to the office address and / or name of the officer to whose attention to send the ad in question.
Thanks in advance for the attention accorded me and Best regards.
Sorrento, 14/11/2009 Mr. Alfonso Marra

Thursday, November 12, 2009

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Years Roaring


















Plot.
a NATO country wants to join the whim of the Great War and to instruct that the upper floors of the secret police in search of some terrorist cell within the country. After years
climate is unhappy and tries to understand why they are still so few cases of terrorism swept up by the police: once a Muslim is kidnapped and sold to Arabs and Americans to be beaten. It 's a big scandal, because the Muslim in question is accused of being a big shot of AlQueda. But still not enough. Indeed, in the end it still seems that the man has nothing to do and sues the state. Then the boys are beaten global justice within a school, but even there you take the blunder: the protesters are nothing more than a nose which is split or made some torturina, no terrorist. Once again the judiciary turns a blind eye.
Then came the big moment when it seems a Libyan throws a bomb at an army barracks. But there is no dead and indeed he blows up a hand. A little 'just to compete against those who brought down a tower with a plane. Among other things, they found a computer full of files on politicians and the chairman of the board, but those who would not want them out. Ineffective as an accusation.
The state is nervous, the police under pressure is unleashed against the anorexic zombie junkies in prison.
Then finally comes the day. A news speaks of 'terrorist cell'. 17 Algerians. Perfect! Even in Afghanistan could catch a lot together. Amassing weapons? No maybe not, but false documents for players. Oh, and did tricks. Them. Treacherous terrorist bad guys. Already we see the Minister Maroni anticipating when to fill your mouth with that word, because even the extra word is no longer that two years ago, it takes a new one. The ministers so your homework and prepare for the big operation. This seems the right time.
are so-called superiors of the police with whom compliment.

(riportiamo qui di seguito un estratto del film)

'Sa signor Ministro, non ci speravamo più'.
'Di che cosa signor capitano?'
'Di essere ringraziati per il lavoro che in tutti questi anni abbiamo fatto'
'Beh, deve ammettere signor capitano che avete scarseggiato un po' con i fatti. Potevate fare di più'
'Ma come? Abbiamo fatto saltare un governo nel '92. Poi appena instauratosi il nuovo governatore lo abbiamo braccato e lo stiamo inseguendo ancora oggi, ma lui è una salamandra scivola via da tutti i processi; lo so prima o poi cadrà per la gioia di metà degli italiani. E' difficile sa? Lui è un terrorista molto bravo'
'Ma... Cosa sta dicendo? How dare you? '
'Sir, I do not understand. We as police are doing our work for twenty years now. We captured the major leaders and Camorra mafia and its performers: Provenzano to Riina, from Dell'Utri to Previti, the Russian, Little, Michele Catalano, and we fled Mastella Cuffaro lately. Andreotti is clear, but now that Cosentino will not escape us. All to get to the boss of bosses. It 's a long job but he seems so determined to live a long time yet' ... I do not seem to have done little '
' But you ... Vol .. You have not understood anything! The terrorists wanted! What have you done! These are not terrorists! There sembraaaa? We must pursue the political, peacekeeping missions of .. Do you think we can afford to stand by the mafia or something? "
'... But we really thought of having to fight crime ... this is not?'
'NOT the one we are interested in! I can not believe. We have put a spoke in the wheels for all these years. Capitoooo But you had?? All right, thank goodness it is out of the question. It's never too later. For now, the short limitation, the Government is safe. At least now you know who you seek? Who are the real terrorists? '
'Yes, I think so'.
'Well, make me an example'
'Well, if I were them I hide among refugees in boats or at least among those of different culture '
' Exactly! But it took so long to figure it out? Go on now. Go to track down the terrorists. The real ones, those that serve us'.

Since then, the justice was, like, 'reformed'.

Photographer: Vauro

Monday, November 9, 2009

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A simple story of the day

Review of the film 'It's the soul tried to force the barrel. Story of a boy dead. '

Director Carlo Giovanardi, the profession as a documentary that alternates with that of Secretary to the President, concluded work on the prison to investigate how detainees die today. This work, probably the best success, comes with the cunning detective conclusion that the detainee dies generally the same case for which ends up inside. So one guilty of murder will die killed, the thief will die robbed, raped and the rapist die die drugged drugged. A simple story. In the film
Giovanardi has tried to show the exhausting work of volunteers who continually put the guards in place against detainees. In particular charitable caresses a police prison turned into welts on a hopeless case of anorexic drugs coming to an end. Even the preparation of a prison medical and human were able to save it. Indeed, the review shows how Giovanardi public and family, for no reason, you are fierce against the institution of detention for a certain boy's death now when they, yes, they have tried to tear him from the clutches of her dead sister. When the doped
Cucchi went into prison, moreover, all in there now gave him up for dead.
Giovanardi, with its highly professional communicator, has been able to tell our skills with yet another blunder: that of public opinion blinded by doubt about the seriousness and good intentions of a volunteer corps of peace to our service, guards and politicians, who want only our own good. Ours and that of anyone else.
In response to the wave hatred, and to understand that drugs is a crime, Giovanardi also testifies to the test to which the exponents are subjecting these days, the drug tests. For now, no one was beaten up ... er, seen. All as healthy as fish.

The public, the only culprit in this story, he was invited to repair the indignation expressed, to confess his sin all'899 .10.12.423. A team of volunteers to help eradicate the evil before you eradicate that evil. In the group there is a camera: the eye of Giovanardi.

Photo: Stefano Cucchi after the loving care

Thursday, November 5, 2009

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is released following an excerpt di sceneggiatura dell'inedito film, prossimo nelle sale (se saranno ancora aperte al pubblico).

Trama.
Quella che era iniziata come una normale influenza diventa una pandemia killer della quale è scappato il controllo alle istituzioni mediche. I mass media lanciano l'allarme: è necessario rintanarsi dentro le proprie case, non uscire, non vedere altre persone, solo aspettare. E tenersi aggiornati dalla tv. Né radio, né telefoni, né internet: utilizzando l'aere questi mezzi potrebbero essere portatori di virus, dice la tv. Solo la tv, dovete guardare solo la tv, dice la tv.
E così tutti si chiudono in casa, senza uscire, senza vedere altre persone, ma solo la tv. Aspettando che sia TV is, when it's over germ warfare in action.
What started as an influence on the pigs proved to be a bloodbath. It 's like a small organism to avenge centuries of salami and ham traits to smear the man. The killer is like a vegetarian.
Then one day, a boy used to watch TV, go out, regardless of the curfew. He walks away and the case goes in front of a restaurant. Here you see the ruling class in power that toasts, dancing, drinking and singing their hearts out happy in the company of those who at first glance seem escort. The hands go on the table and come to the mouth overflowing with cold cuts.
But how? He asks the boy. It turns out that the closer to the window political divide salami and ham, just those prohibited to the people locked in the house, terrified by the virus, waiting for a signal from the TV. The boy comes to an explanation. All are of stone. The boy asks, "But is there anyone on TV?". "No, we're giving programs packaged. We have forced the sale, and DeFilippo to work scheme. They seemed happy. It will be for years. And with them, even the public." "I understand. And you are here to celebrate?". The politicians shrug their shoulders. "You have to understand boys. Look at our agenda. They are full of commitments. We did not stop life. Now we just want to distract us a bit 'before taking the job seriously. Now that you know everything, and we do not have minions to crush, join us. You will enjoy for the rest of your life. Any heroism is now futile. "
The boy remains firm and thoughtful. Any heroism is futile. Of course, with an influence well out there, why risk it to be a hero?

Image http://farm4.static . flickr.com /

Sunday, November 1, 2009

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A Beautiful Mind

Plot. In the laboratory of War, a scientist discovers a formula to end all wars, particularly in Afghanistan, which is so important to the company that has in charge of the experiments. This is the 'law of the false scandal': according to the law is useful to think about issues of peace and war in economic terms. While the war is easier, is not the same for the peace process. In fact, the enemies who would pay to have peace? The enemy, by definition of chivalry, are defeated. Unpaid. Instead, the scientist, before that law can not help but say to the upper floors: "To have peace, you have to pay." The indignation of the state is so great that once you decide to cover up the discovery and accuse him as a mad scientist. The latter tries to make its voice heard, but the newspapers did not heed. All turn their backs, but a boy, escaped from his country was raging when the emigration of minds, who listens. "Before I really go mad, go back to your country and what che ho scoperto. Sei l'unica speranza. Vai!". Il ragazzo, sentendosi investito di tale prestigioso compito, torna nel suo paese, si reca in parlamento e tiene una conferenza privata in cui elenca i benefici della scoperta scientifica. Tutti ne sono entusiasti ma sono preoccupati per la loro immagine all'estero. "Certo è che sarebbe bello finire con la guerra, chissà quanti elettori guadagneremmo e quante vite salvate che la Chiesa ci ammirerebbe. Solo, come si fa con gli altri?". Il dilemma è forte ma si decide per attuarlo in segreto. Perciò un gruppo di diplomatici si fa carico di partire, andare dai responsabili dei nemici e pagarli perché non uccidano più i propri connazionali.
Per un po' di tempo le cose sembrano andar well, but then intervenes in a newspaper that he publicly denounced this act regrettable.
It 's done.
Now everyone knows. Needless to withdraw.
No more lies. Say it like it is and that all follow the example.
to have war you have to pay, they sell arms and buy land. To have peace you have to pay the enemy. That's the idea.
But the vision directed toward other countries are too heavy and Italy, as usual, does not hold an international comparison.
And so at last, is the fault of the scientist. And the war can start again.